Playboy radio - one man's review

Sirius has Playboy channel available as an opt-in feature for their subscribers. I happen to be a subscriber and have received the print magazine for several years.

The process for opting in was quick and painless, just a couple clicks on the internet and I was in. I'm a big fan of no hassle experiences and signing up fit the bill nicely.

I have listened to the channel only a handful of times and hve found the programming a mixed bag. My afternoon commute brings erotic tales read by women. Some are outlandish and others are humorous in the manner that only verbal porn can be. The "DJ" of this program definitely doesn't do the show any favors with her faux-sexy, slow drawl that she uses to make small talk between segments. The only thing worse I have heard on there thus far was an early afternoon show with two Playmates chatting. I guess it could have been called a two-way interview. They discussed the Playmate of the year voting, seeing their own "[pause] boobs" in some issue, and other inane topics that quickly made me think of the skit in Amazon Women On The Moon where the Pethouse Playmate decides to live life without clothing after winning Playmate of the year. Realizing I preferred to look at playmates over hearing them pontificate about the meaning of their lives and their favorite parts of the centerfold layouts I began to understand that not all of the programming on Playboy radio is my cup of tea.

All is not lost in the world of Playboy radio my dear readers. I was pleased one morning a I was driving around picking up lunch to hear two male "DJ's" playing a game entotled "Who would you do?" This program consisted of them or their callers naming two women and then they would decide which one they would "do" over the other candidate. They offered their rationale which was invariably as funny as the choices themselves.
Some pairings included:
Mrs. Brady or Mrs. Partridge

• The wife from the Munsters or the wife from the Addams family
• Mona or her daughter from Who's the Boss

and the kicker...

• Weezie or Edith Bunker.

I won't go into their detailed rationale; That is best left to the imagination.

As a side note I'd pick Weezie because I couldn't listen to Edith's mouth. Rather like the Playmate blather.