Ode to GoJo

O sweet cleaner of grime
foam bubbles so fine
clean smelling, divine.
Your price? A crime.

Gojo Luxury Foam Handsoap, Antibacterial edition is the soap of choice for me. Please do not confuse it with the Gojo Natural Orange soap as they are as different as Dog the bounty hunter and Johnny Depp. They are both dirty, but one is a clean dirt and the other is just nasty dirty. I'll leave it up to you to figure out the particulars on that one.

The cleaning power is as good as any soap designed to remove excessive grease and yet it still smells very nice. I feel it is easier to remove grease with this soap than it is with Lava or even the natural orange. There isn't any gritty feel since there is no grit in it. One pump from the dispenser is all anyone needs under normal circumstances and if perchance one would use two squirts it isn't "Luxury times two" it is "Luxury squared" which is in all accounts (except for like, you know, anything up to and including "2"), a much bigger number.

Speaking of luxury I'd like to announce that I realize this might be the wrong choice of words to get guys to buy this stuff. Lava is a manly soap. Everyone knows that Lava might even take manly over the top and be considered grizzly especially if you've ever washed your face with it. I'm pretty sure you won't find any lanolin, moisturizers, aloe, or anything else soft and nice anywhere near Lava. Lava kicks their asses and flushes them down the toilet. I once left a bar of Lava soap in my bathroom unattended overnight. I'm a heavy sleeper by nature but even I was awakend by the monstrous noises that was the bar of Lava soap trying to flush the Bath & Body Works Signature Collection Cucumber Melon creamy body wash down the commode. I broke up the altercation and forevermore decided not to leave the Lava soap out of its container.

You won't have these troubles with the GoJo Luxury edition. Oh no, it's quite content to share a spot on your sink with the likes of Henri Bendel, Davies Gate, and it seems to get along with Ivory (at least 99 44/100% of the time anyway.) Yes, you'll find the GoJo to be quite amicable to your other toiletries and I've yet had to get up in the middle of the night to break up any altercations.

The price on the GoJo Luxury Edition hand cleaner will keep all but the most elite of shade-tree mechanics from basking in its wonderous pleasures. This should be an indicator to all of you that you won't risk smelling like Bubba when you return from the washateria. Oh no, you'll be in a class of smell all your own. And really, is there anything more fine?