100 Things you may or may not know about me

1. I would not like to be famous
2. I would like to be obscenely rich
3. I envy, moreso than I should, people that have 8 hour workdays
4. I don't eat seafood
5. I'm not the worrying type
6. I drink far too much alcohol
7. I am ashamed of my national government
8. I have a very strong work ethic but would not work if I were obscenely wealthy
9. I don't believe in ghosts, heaven, or hell
10. I classify my religion as "other" on forms for convenience
11. I will never knowingly support Tom Cruise again
12. I'm not a hairy person
13. I'm not a very sexual person
14. I am intrigued by math and physics yet horrible at both
15. I don't believe people are innately "good"
16. I work best under pressure
17. I often wonder if I am hosting a colony of tapeworms
18. I can whistle like a bird although I never learned to properly catcall
19. I don't have a favorite color or number
20. I don't believe in making money off of employees
21. I love camping
22. I belive "What's good for the goose is good for the gander"
23. I use the word "gander" far too much
24. At chinese buffets I do not eat rice
25. I support same sex marriage
26. I dislike writing checks
27. I like the bread on a sandwich to line up in the direction it was in the loaf
28. I like to watch people but am secretly critcal of them
29. I like to smoke but dislike that I smell like smoke
30. I loathe asking for help
31. I enjoy being alone
32. I do not like bars/clubs
33. I consider myself to be completely average
34. I am a good mediator
35. I don't flirt
36. I have very bad teeth but am afraid of dentists
37. I consider myself to be a "Momma's boy" and have no qualms with people calling me that
38. I like to cook and consider myself to be good at it
39. If all jobs paid the same I would pump gas for a living
40. I went to college to be a high school english teacher
41. I never plan on teaching high school english
42. I don't hold grudges
43. I enjoy mowing grass
44. I dislike unions and any system that rewards seniority over ability
45. I like eggs after a bender
46. I do not approve of lying
47. I prefer Folgers Classic Blend coffee over all others
48. I love chili, possibly too much. I can eat a gallon in a day. (see #17)
49. My desk is always messy
50. I prefer exactly 8 hours of sleep per night
51. I always wear underwear when I go out in public
52. I don't like cake unless it is unbaked
53. The only pie I really like is pumkin pie
54. I hate cornbread and cornbread derivitaves (hush puppies, dressing, corn dogs, etc)
55. I hate squash of all types (except the kind that makes pumpkin pie)
56. I dislike Microsoft and especially Microsoft Office but am required to use it
57. I am not, nor will I likely ever be, an activist for anything (well except open source software)
58. I believe Yahoo! knowingly allows bad things to happen with its web and chat space
59. I am not a slave to fashion
60. I have no sexual fantasies left that have not been acted out
61. I enjoy juvenile fiction
62. I rarely watch television
63. I don't like carrying a cell phone
64. I have a habit of collecting computer keyboards and old computer parts
65. I try to look on the bright side of life but am internally pessimistic
66. I hated Christmas until I had kids. Now I pretty much love it
67. I can play several instruments but cannot draw
68. I feel I will contract cancer within my lifetime
69. I hate it when scissors aren't where they are supposed to be
70. I do not like talking on telephones
71. I believe billy goats are the most vile creatures on the earth
72. I am deathly afraid of snakes
73. I don't own any guns
74. I love go karts and would have my own if I owned land
75. I don't recall ever having an imaginary friend
76. I don't particularly like to dance although I do like to sing
77. I don't do karaoke
78. I do not like to tell people what to do
79. I am not superstitious, believe in foretelling the future, or any of that other mumbo jumbo
80. I would eat dog or cat if it were put on my plate
81. I prefer forests over seas
82. I hope to never live in a "subdivision"
83. I think women misunderstand men just as much as men misunderstand women but women will not admit this
84. I prefer romantic comedies when I choose movies
85. I think health food is overrated
86. I have a basic understanding of the theory of relativity and I think Steven Hawking is mostly full of shit
87. I have lived life like the Waltons
88. I have eaten squirrel, groundhog, rabbit, deer, bear, and alligator. Of these I have killed deer, squirrel, and groundhog
89. My weight fluctuates wildly, as much as 7 pounds per day
90. I dislike buzzwords
91. I have a set way I shower and it never varies.
92. I sometimes wonder if I am obsessive compulsive
93. I love food from a county fair
94. I love to skateboard, bicycle, and rollerskate.
95. I disagree with almost everything the FCC does
96. I prefer to watch movies with closed captioning on even though I am not hard of hearing
97. I am offended by the subtitles some movie producers use for closed captioning "for the hearing impaired." What about those of us that just like to read? I think it should be "closed captioned for the hearing impaired and those that enjoy reading."
98. I am an amateur weather forecaster and I think I'm as good or better than the pros
99. I don't worry about other people's opinions of me
100. I have lived for the better part of a year in a motel