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Tuesday, March 01, 2005

Urinal Science

When we arrived at this place of employment on the 14th of February there was a piece of gum in the urinal. It is still there. I am wondering exactly how long it will take to become one with the sewage system. Thus far it isn't showing any signs of wear even though I feel certain everyone uses it for target practice. Give a man something that shoots and he will invariably aim it for something, for better or worse. It's huMAN nature as it were.

I'll try to keep updating on the status of the gum. It appears to be juicy fruit color currently and is, of course, abc gum. We are supposed to have a cleaning person start at some time pretty soon but I know I wouldn't go digging in a urinal. Perhaps they will, perhaps they won't. We shall see.

1 comment:

KeishaMama said...

As a woman I don't know much about a urinal or aiming for something sitting in a urinal. I do know a thing or two about cleaning though. I'd be wearing about three sets of gloves before I went digging around for that gum. No offense, but I can clean laundry and dishes all day long but make me clean a toilet that has had bodily material on it....and I've gotta be decontaminated. :p