I'm a bastard like that

So I just finished up a pretty droll email to some coworkers regarding statistics to a website I kind of help keep up with. For some reason I was feeling all "USA Today!" and made some charts and very little text other than what was necessary to convey the main points.

Being a bit of a bastard, I included this gem:

Currently 33% of our users are using some version of Internet Explorer and 16% use firefox. The other 51% are chinese hackers decoding the ones and zeros in real time.