Things I hope to never hear again

I never want to hear about prime rib in Aruba again.
I never want to hear about the good old days at Brown & Root.
I never want to hear people referred to as "hands."
I never want to hear the word "opportunity" used as a nicety of "fuck up."
I never want to hear the voice mail lady say "You have X new unheard messages." If they're NEW they are UNHEARD. Do you also understand that too?