Ebay suggestion

Ebay should incorporate some sort of discussion forum for each item listed. I get tired of keeping gem-like comments to myself.

You know, things like:

• If, by "rare", you mean NOT rare, then yes: You are correct.
• Hello, 1998 called. They want their page layout back.
• Check your photo, nice reflection. Wear pants next time.
• Yes, sex sells, but get your nasty assed hobag wife out of the shot. What's her wide load ass covering, a rust patch the size of a barn?
• How come you call yourself "ebooks on cd" when it's a download only purchase? Where's my cd?
• You realize those are cheaper brand new at wal~mart, right? Well now everyone else does too.
• Your item is only worth your starting price to someone willing to pay that much and guess what? Nobody is. Quit relisting it or lower the asking price.
• "Collectible?" It's avon. And it's old. Good luck with that.
• Yeah, there's a market for "Goth" items. It's called people with no money.
• Boner bobs? To roast your hot dogs on? Well, yeah, that would sell. But I'm glad you're dealing with that type of customer and not me.
• It seems as though your "Win the lottery system" is not working. Otherwise, why would you be selling it instead of winning the lottery and leaving work behind?
• "LQQK" isn't a word. I promise.
• "BECOME INVISIBLE & walk unseen among people or CROWDS" ... uhhh, people that stupid usually don't have money. I can see you don't have any either. Perhaps there's a correlation?
• It turns out your font is unacceptably large. It will be revoked by the manufacturer. Please advise.
• Are you able to guarantee that your case of extra large adult sized diapers with faux-fur lining are in fact unused?
• Would you be able to plausibly explain that stain in the sex seat? It says it is new but certainly that can't be....
• No, her ass is STILL not helping you sell anything. NEXT!
• I only understand you in so much as you want to sell somthing. Would it be possible for you to narrow it down and tell us what that is?
• You state that the Jeep Wrangler, '05, LIKE NEW ALL ORIGINAL has a factory v-6. uhhh, you know they didn't have a V6 so I'm wondering what part of the prototype department you were in.
• Hi, I was just thinking that maybe you should recategorize this item. While it might be "Slightly Unusual" and does in fact fit in that category, I was thinking a better primary category would be "SHIT NOBODY BUT DUMBASSES BUY"