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Rum and Monkey: jamming your photocopier one tray at a time.

Polo shirts

Is there still someone out there wearing polo shirts? Maybe I'm oblivious to them or something but I wouldn't buy a polo shirt if it was the only thing on the rack. They could drop them to 50 cents each and I'd still not buy them. Yet it seems every store you look in, every promotional item available is in polo shirt style. And I don't see people wearing them.

Maybe I need to head down to the polo club or something.

Those little buttons

I wonder why they are called radio buttons. They don't look like anything I've ever seen on a radio.

Are there radios out there that look like these things?

Send me a link if you find one, eh?

Bread

I've come to hate the smell of bread. Yes, I have no idea why.

Happy anniversary to me!

It's my 6th anniversary today. I know I'll have at least 100 more if we both end up living that long. My marriage was actually well thought out. I knew I wanted to find a girl that was honest and down to earth. My search was successful and somehow I managed to talk her into marrying me. :) I don't regret any of it for a minute and I'd do it all over again the same way I did it the first time. A lot of the people that I work with leave their families at home while they work on jobs but I'm not that guy. I like going home to my family every night, even if I don't get to see them as much as I'd like to.

Honestly my life at this point is quite like a fairy tale. I have everything I could want and things are going so well it's almost scary.


Tori Amos - A Sort of Fairytale

On my way up north
Up on the ventura
I pulled back the hood
And I was talking to you
And I knew then it would be
A life long thing
But I didn’t know that we
We could break a silver lining

And I’m so sad Like a good book
I can’t put this Day back
A sorta fairytale With you
A sorta fairytale With you

Things you said that day
Up on the 101
The girl had come undone
I tried to downplay it
With a bet about us
You said that You’d take it
As long as I could
I could not erase it

And I’m so sad Like a good book
I can’t put this Day back
A sorta fairytale With you
A sorta fairytale With you

And I ride along side
And I rode along side You then
And I rode along side
Till you lost me there
In the open road
And I rode along side
Till the honey spread Itself so thin
For me to break your bread
For me to take your word
I had to steal it

And I’m so sad Like a good book
I can’t put this Day back
A sorta fairytale With you
A sorta fairytale With you

I could pick back up
Whenever I feel
Down new mexico way
Something about The open road
I knew that he was
Looking for some indian blood and
Find a little in you find a little
In me we may be
On this road but
We’re just Imposters In this country
So we go along and we said We’d fake it
Feel better with
Oliver stone Till i Almost smacked him -
Seemed right that night and
I don’t know what Takes hold
Out there in the Desert cold
These guys think they must
Try and just get over on us

And I’m so sad Like a good book
I can’t put this Day back
A sorta fairytale With you
A sorta fairytale With you

And I was ridin’ by Ridin’ along side
For a while till you lost me
And I was ridin’ by
Ridin’ along till you lost me
Till you lost Me in
The rear View
You lost me
I said
Way up north I took my day
All in all was a pretty nice Day
and I put the hood Right back where
You could taste heaven Perfectly
Feel out the summer breeze
Didn’t know when we’d be back
And I i don’t
Didn’t think We’d end up like
Like this